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The DMB Concert in Charlotte
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The Heinous Salmon is nothin special. It's just another website. Basically its just about random stuff. Hopefully it doesn't suck too bad. 

Story of the Month

06/28/05 - Dave Matthews Band Concert 2005

03/17/05 - Don't Hairy Cock Me

02/04/05 - Pointless Holidays

10/02/04 - The WVU-VT Game: The Collision between Retards and the Thug Life

08/10/04 - Rock Band Probed in Sewage Dump

Guest Spot- Greg Owensby on Things that are Stupid

03/25/04 - Anyone Speak Redneck Hilljack?

03/01/04 - Her Finger Smells Like Poo Poo Poo

02/15/04 - The Funniest Thing Since the Three-Legged Dog

01/29/04 - Chicken McNugget?

07/27/03 - Is Ryan Hurt?

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The Dave Matthews Concert was AMAZING

Read About the Concert

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What's New?

05/28/04: Recently some material was deleted from the site thanks to Erica's carelessness. (Erica you know what I'm talking about).

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Random Thought:  Remember the show "The Secret World of Alex Mack"? What ever happened to that girl? She was hot.


Q: Why do females get PMS?
A: Cuz they fucking deserve it.